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Afghanistan enjoys peace, freedom, democracy, child rape and 2nd highest infant death rate on earth.
Piracy in Africa, America and China steal er rescue many countries resources for economic abuse, use.
Kim Jong Il Re-Elected as fake nuclear bogey man of North Korea, in unanimouse farce.
IN the UK G20 protesters death to be investigated, dismissed and swept under the carpet by IPC
Hello powerless debt ridden, landless, economic peasant slave units, welcome to the FKN News im hard to swallow here are the headlies tonight..

Post Taleban Afghanistan is finally reaping the benefits of 7 years of war and occupation, with democracy and freedom in place thanks to Americas invasion. Now things are set to get even better as new laws enshrining the right of men to rape their wives and marry chilfdren. The laws are being proposed by incumbent president karzi in the run up to new election..In an imaginary statement to the worlds press he said ,,I think these laws will be very populuar amongst the male voters, especially being able to marry children, since our life expectancy is only 40 years starting young is a good idea, I would also like to thank america for reducing our infant mortality which has declined to about 135 per 1,000 live births in 2006, down from an estimated 165 per 1,000 in 2001. making us only 2 in the world behind liberia with Iraq even better at no 3, thank you so much. our level of illiteracy, poverty, malnutrition, poor hygiene, and our crippled health-care systems are among the worst in the world contributing to high rates of death among infants and mothers during or soon after birth. Trully a great achievement and well worth the trillions of dollars your debt ridden landless peasants have paid .Many Afghans can now look forward to marrying a child fucking her whenever they want, having most her children die in birth or before the age of seven from preventable illness, having the girls grow up illiterate sex slaves for a male population of religious extremists, whos rights to opress and dominate women are enshrined in law, and the males all raised by mediavel mumbo jumbo voodoo nutters ..Truly America is great…

Piracy in Africa is on the rise with many countries having their natural and human resources hijacked by heavily armed superpowers er criminals. The criminals pull up alongside the countries leaders in high speed IMF loans armed with investement subsidies and and large backhanders . If the leaders of the country dont pull over and let them rule quietly in the background and syphon of their resources to corporate scum, the country is quickly blighted by rebels, revoution and coups funded by mysterious internation backers. The situation is now so bad some African countries are throwing their mineral resources overboard at the mere sight of American or Chinese diplomats , in the hope that the pirates will lose interest if they have nothing. Ther have been calls for an international security force to go to Africa and simply take over saving the banks the trouble of even lending the puppet rulers any money ..in a related story

Kim Jong Il has been Re-Elected as fake nuclear bogey man of North Korea, international agencies were siad to be satisfied that the election had been carried out in accordance with their policies on bogey men and that the west could continue to paint North Korea as a potential threat and Kim Jong il as a mad despot with his finger on the atomic trigger. recent missile tests and previous large explosions within korea have allowed governments of poorly educated economic slaves in the west to justify huge military spending and the creation of blankets of fear , smothereing rational calls for earth to be a peacful, nuclear free planet .

In the UK The death of a protestor at the G20 meeting in london is to be investigated by toothless IPC then swept under the carpet as soon as possible..
a spokesperson for the metropolitian police didnt say..we regret that hordes of black hooded anarchists not commiting vandalism and violent acts didnt give us any excuse to beat real anti capatalists to death in broad daylight , we would very much like to have been able to justify many more acts of police brutality in the name of national security so as to bolster the view among ordinary people that a fascist police state is all that stands beteween us and the end of the world..sadly it was not to be. The death of Ian Tomlinson an innocent newspaper seller walking home from work, who had a heart attack minutes after being attacked by police,, should serve as a reminder to all of you , that the police are here to stamp in your face and force you to obey, we look forward to the findings of the Idependent police commision , the exoneration of our officers and their return to unacocuntable fascist policing on behalf of the few banker that rule over you all with hardly any trouble at all…
In a related story The Bank of England has kept interest rates on hold at 0.5%, in a widely expected move following a number of rate cuts in recent months.The Bank and the government are trying to slease er I mean ease the economy out of recession. As well as keeping rates on hold, the Bank’s Monetary Policy Committee also voted to continue pretending that wood pulp is worth something and that entire poulations being in debt to banks was the best way for banks to ensure that entire populations were in debtr to them hrrggg.. heres leader of the monetary policy commitee sir Ive a lot of gold – there is only one way for us to own your assess, er I mean protect our assets and that is by , decpetion er investement and enormous lies er loans to banks , who borrowed to much in the first place..this may seem slighly confusing to some of you that the solution to too much bedt is more debt, printing money to lend to banks who borrowed to much and lost it but I can assure you , your too stupid to understand whats really happening and im not going to explain it , now fuck off back to work and pay your taxes or well set the police on you …

Thanks now the weather

peace freedom democracy and child rape for afghanistan all suported by our brave boys hurrah with a tiny decreas in infant mortality for the weekend , police brutality fascism and opression settling in over the UK with massive debt and endless taxes for peasants all over the world untill the printing preses run out of trees..

have a nice weekend

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