MSM: Charlie Sheen and Pathetic Conspiracy Theorists

September 14th, 2009

(Fox) – Charlie Sheen has penned a fictitious conversation with President Obama regarding the 9/11 attack.
See, the star of “Scary Movie 3″ — and “Scary Movie 4″ — believes that Bush/Cheney planned it all and feels Obama should investigate it immediately, in an effort to answer a “bottomless warren of unanswered questions.”

Now, never mind how repulsive this is to anyone personally affected by the terror attack. Sheen is just awesome for revealing what makes conspiracy theorists so pathetic.

First, the egomania. In this “open letter,” Sheen writes that the president admits liking “Two and a Half Men.” And here I thought Martin was the crazy one in the family.

Second, there’s the mental masturbation. When it comes to “truther” obsession, the questioning will always be — as Sheen says — “bottomless.” That’s the joy of conspiracy: It’s an endless bag of Doritos, except instead of chips you get comebacks like “that’s what they want you to think,” and “open your eyes, dude.”

It’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

And third: the contradictions. Sheen claims that 9/11 was the pretext for the “systematic dismantling of our Constitution.” He says this without realizing that since 9/11, not a single person has shut him up. His relentless babble has done more to prove there is no cover-up than anything, ever! Damn, I wish the government would silence him or at least get him a haircut better suited for a middle-aged man.

But look, I love Sheen because he’s a man unencumbered by self-awareness. Think about it: The world’s most famous clueless druggie, gambling-addicted, whore-banger thinks he’s uncovered a conspiracy and we should all believe him.

How cute is that?

And if you disagree with me, then you’re probably a racist.

Source: Fox News

3 Responses to “MSM: Charlie Sheen and Pathetic Conspiracy Theorists”

  1. nader paul kucinich gravel Says:

    Now they’re planning the crime of the century
    Well what will it be?
    Read all about their schemes and adventuring
    It’s well worth the fee

    So roll up and see
    How they rape the universe
    How they’ve gone from bad to worse

    Who are these men of lust, greed, and glory?
    Rip off the masks and let see
    But that’s not right – oh no, what’s the story?
    There’s you and there’s me

    (That can’t be right)

  2. michael Says:

    first he was laughed at,now they oppose him in a nasty manner,next it will be deemed as self evident that he speaks the truth on the mind of the majority.

  3. James Says:

    it’s just amazing to me that with yet another out cry (from Italy) in regards to 9/11, fox REALLY expects people to side with some poorly written trash written by none-other than greg ‘gutless’ gutfeld. Give me a freeking break! i am very hopeful that American’s will finally stand up and demand the media to take notice of this issue. “GIVE CHARLIE 20 MINUTES!” let’s put this to rest. if the ‘Truthers’ are wrong, than publicly shut them up, but if their right……..

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