Conspiracy Theory Jesse Ventura – S02E03 – Wall Street

November 7th, 2010

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3 Responses to “Conspiracy Theory Jesse Ventura – S02E03 – Wall Street”

  1. Karen Romero Says:

    Jesse Ventura is a true American. Jesse Ventura is of God. The arrogant little pussy boys sitting around that table are of the dark side. Their arrogance is disgusting and vile. Too bad for them.
    I wish Jesse had really body slammed those guys. Especially that one that was gulping and pretending like he wasn’s scared. He was as scared as the Central Non Intelligent Agent that day that Jesse was Governor and called into the CIA meeting.
    The dark side has always been a bunch of cowardly arrogant evil pieces of metaphoric garbage. Time for them to go to the Universal Garbage Bin, also known as HELL!

    Truly,
    Karen Marie Romero

  2. Jukit Babalu Says:

    (satire) Jesse, would you shut the fook up? What`s the big fuss about this police state? I`ve always paid taxes, followed the golden rule, and obeyed police. I was among the LAST ONES to turn off my TV and now I`m tickled pink because now my wife and I:

    1. Dont have to fret about getting rolled after stumbling drunk out of the tavern at 3AM. They lock the gate early here at the detention center.
    2. Get to play monopoly, checkers and poker with the other camp members. This sure beats having to cook and clean the house for my wife even though its lights out at 9 PM sharp.
    3. Get to watch all the old reruns of Dr. Kildare and Days of our Lives at our leisure. Oops, I almost forgot John Wayne, Roy Rogers and Sugarfoot too, even the Dallas Cowboys and Bugs Bunny! We were relieved to learn that old 1950s Dick Clark American Bandstand shows were NOT listed on the selection program. Rock & Roll Shows like that corrupted our nation`s youth in the first place.
    4. Thankfully we dont have to worry about which cancer treatment is better as chemotherapy is the only option here. I`m certain I`ll be among the few who survive the treatment. They dont know what a battler I am. I always suspicioned that naturopathics was a quack profession anyway. I asked the doc about the supposed hazards of fluoridated toothpaste and she just laughed and said “why would we provide you with an unlimited supply of fluoride toothpaste free of charge if we thought it was detrimental to your health”? That sure relieved my anxiety in a roaring big hurry.
    5. Can receive the best piles treatment in the world = surgery involving either sclerotherapy, banding or infrared coagulation.
    6. Can receive the best weak heart treatment in the world = a coronary bypass operation. Sometimes I do wonder though why its the only option being offered but of course this is irrelevant.
    7. Get to play our favorite music, Lanza, Pavarotti and the Philharmonic Orchestras, 24 hours a day and as loud as we want to without fretting about the neighbors calling the cops. Thankfully they dont permit Elvis Presley type trash music here.
    8. Get to hear a REAL train arriving an departing bringing and taking away people. It beats to death my plastic home choo choo set. Sometimes I wonder though why trains with regular see-thru windows bring people here but when it comes time for them to leave, they pull the curtain down preventing you from seeing them go. I picked the lock on the window once, pulled up the curtain and even then I could`nt see them due to another curtain on the departing platform. The train windows even had one way glass preventing us from seeing inside. Another thing is why no one says anything on the departure platform, all you hear are the faint sounds of little wheels rolling over the floor. Guess they`re just too depressed having to leave to say anything. Thankfully I learned that after folks leave here they never answer my mail, so now I dont bother to try anymore saving meself both time and mun.

    never mind the affliction
    bopperism is the cure

    jukit babalu
    jukit.wordpress.com

  3. J.R. West Says:

    I’m really glad someone noticed Rumsfeld on 9/10 Stating money was missing. I went crazy when I saw it on TV the day before 9/11. Of course I was subsequently encouraged to forget about it. I DIDN’t. Wierd that plane/missile? at the Pentagon just happened to destroy the evidence uh. I’m waiting for Jesse to expose whats happening to folks at the doctors office and with state and local Governments. The People deserve to know the extent of the Industrial complexes POWER MADNESS.

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