Bezos Yanks Amazon Alexa Real ‘Chemtrails Conspiracy’ But WaPo Pushes Fake Syrian Gas Attack Fable

You want lies. Here’s a doozy. Bezos is pushing the fake Syrian Douma gas attack nonsense but won’t let you hear about chemtrails and geoengineering. Now dig this. This is what Mashable’s Brian Koerber actually wrote for Mashable.

Ask Alexa about chemtrails, and she’ll tell you it’s a government conspiracy. Seriously.

“Chemtrails: Trails left by aircraft are actually chemical or biological agents deliberately sprayed at high altitudes for a purpose undisclosed to the general public in clandestine programs directed by government officials,” my Amazon Echo responds when asked “What’s a chemtrail.”

But here’s the best part. He wrote: Let’s be clear, here. Chemtrails are not “biological agents deliberately sprayed” by “government officials,” despite what the popular conspiracy theory touts.…

This is my interview with Dane Wiggington.…

Asl them about SRM vis-a-vis climate change.

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Who’da thunk that with all the horrors of the world, the focus of our Ted Baxter news barking seals are stuck on this story? Not I. Let me explain this nothingburger deluxe.