Suprise, Suprise! Another Brett Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Allegation!

Surprise, Surprise! Fresh off the spineless Republicans delaying the conformation vote for Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh – the Judge has been accused of yet another sexual assault claim of questionable authenticity. Apparently during the 1983-84 academic school year, Kavanaugh ‘exposed himself’ to classmates Deborah Ramirez while she was heavily intoxicated – or so she thinks so, despite admitted gaps in her memory and no additional eyewitnesses.